"Welcome to heaven Mr. Dike. Business or pleasure?" the pretty receptionist asked me.
"Err...err...err..." I was astonished, couldn't find my voice and was scratching my head. What's more? Who would have ever thought one would get to heaven and still have a choice between business and pleasure? So finally the rapture occurred and I made it to heaven? Wow! Super duper cool....
I turned to look at the heavenly environment and I heard a sound in my jacket. I put my hand in there and brought out my blackberry ringing out loud. I looked at the screen and all I saw was 7:30 a.m.
Then I realized I was on my bed. Kai! So this annoying alarm couldn't wait till at least I see how heaven looks like abi? Mschewwwwwwww!
Then again I went down to the kitchen to find something to eat. And I realized all the food (ukazi soup, fried rice, beans, egusi soup, stew) we had stored in the fridge for the weekend had gone sour.
Now tell me that wasn't rapture. The foods' spirits were taken leaving their bodies behind. That's why they got sour like a human's body would decay if his/her spirit was taken.
So there you have it all ye doubting thomases: rapture really occurred...
