Have you seen an exotic car embarrass someone? Or has it happened to you before?
Ok here's the deal: I will give you gossip on what happened to my colleague, Uduak, today and how I relate it to some past experience. Please don't tell her oh. She be my oga oh...
I was at home sleeping this afternoon because I worked all via the night and went back home around 5:30 am. But Uduak left my colleagues at work with the driver to go run some errands at Mile 3, PH.
After transacting business and about to go, the car refused to kick on for a long while. Na wa oh! So Uduak, big madam, seated at the owner's corner started fretting. This is someone that does not know anything about cars posing as oga madam and now.... God don catch you. Lol. So she called my colleagues in the office for tips.
Anyways I started thinking about the day I was turning from Ikorodu Road into Town Planning, Ilupeju, and... I saw a hummer jeep being rolled by 3 people. My brother H3 being pushed by a man and 2 ladies.
The man gestured to me to assist and I slowed down, was about to pull over before my head started talking with my heart.
Head: Ol boi u wan stop? look wella oh. That scene looks like a setup. How can an H3 be pushed biko.
Heart: Sharrap my friend! U no see say that guy nah big boi wey just get bad luck? See as the chicks them fresh sef. You go know say them dey on top money. Why dem go wan steal my pangolo ride?
Head: Dem look "like" abi? Look well joor! Maybe their money don finish and dem wan use you do juju. Shine your eyes oh....
So the argument raged and even though my heart slowed down, my head sped away from the scene. Truth is only God knows if that scene was a setup or not.
But the crux of the matter is, is it proper for owners of Bentleys, Jags, H3's and other so-called big rides to push their vehicles? Please my people, decide...
Note: Please cast your vote at the bottom of the web page. Cheers
Ok here's the deal: I will give you gossip on what happened to my colleague, Uduak, today and how I relate it to some past experience. Please don't tell her oh. She be my oga oh...
I was at home sleeping this afternoon because I worked all via the night and went back home around 5:30 am. But Uduak left my colleagues at work with the driver to go run some errands at Mile 3, PH.
After transacting business and about to go, the car refused to kick on for a long while. Na wa oh! So Uduak, big madam, seated at the owner's corner started fretting. This is someone that does not know anything about cars posing as oga madam and now.... God don catch you. Lol. So she called my colleagues in the office for tips.
Anyways I started thinking about the day I was turning from Ikorodu Road into Town Planning, Ilupeju, and... I saw a hummer jeep being rolled by 3 people. My brother H3 being pushed by a man and 2 ladies.
The man gestured to me to assist and I slowed down, was about to pull over before my head started talking with my heart.
Head: Ol boi u wan stop? look wella oh. That scene looks like a setup. How can an H3 be pushed biko.
Heart: Sharrap my friend! U no see say that guy nah big boi wey just get bad luck? See as the chicks them fresh sef. You go know say them dey on top money. Why dem go wan steal my pangolo ride?
Head: Dem look "like" abi? Look well joor! Maybe their money don finish and dem wan use you do juju. Shine your eyes oh....
So the argument raged and even though my heart slowed down, my head sped away from the scene. Truth is only God knows if that scene was a setup or not.
But the crux of the matter is, is it proper for owners of Bentleys, Jags, H3's and other so-called big rides to push their vehicles? Please my people, decide...
Note: Please cast your vote at the bottom of the web page. Cheers
